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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
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?If you?re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.?
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2. My mother taught me RELIGION
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?You better pray that will come out of the carpet.?
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3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
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?If you don?t straighten up, I?m?going to knock you into the middle of next week!?
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4. My mother taught me LOGIC
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?Because I said so,?that?s why.?
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5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
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?If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you?re not going to the store with me.?
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6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
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?Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you?re in an accident.?
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7. My mother taught me IRONY
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?Keep crying, and I?ll give you?something to cry about.?
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8. My mother taught me about the?science of OSMOSIS
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?Shut your mouth and eat your supper.?
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9. My mother taught me about?CONTORTIONISM
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?Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?
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10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
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?You?ll sit there until all that?spinach is gone.?
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11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
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?This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.?
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12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
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?If I told you once, I?ve told you a million times. Don?t exaggerate!?
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13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
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?I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.?
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14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR?MODIFICATION
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?Stop acting like your father!?
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15. My?mother taught me about ENVY
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?There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don?t have wonderful parents like you do.?
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16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
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?Just wait until we get home.?
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17. My mother?taught me about RECEIVING
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?You are going to get it when you get home!?
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18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
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?If you don?t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.?
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19. My mother?taught me ESP
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?Put your sweater on; don?t you think I know when you are cold??
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20. My mother taught me HUMOR
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?When that lawn mower cuts off your?toes, don?t come running to me.?
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21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
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?If you don?t eat your vegetables, you?ll never grow up.?
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22. My mother taught me GENETICS
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?You?re just like your father.?
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23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS
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?Shut that door?behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn??
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24. My mother taught me WISDOM
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?When you get to be my age, you?ll understand.?
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25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
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?One day you?ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.?
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